And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor goes to...
Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
Brad Pitt wins an Oscar for playing a role so perfectly suited for him that all he had to do was put on pants, know his lines & show up. Apparently if you're charming, have had a quality multi-decade career, and get your lines right in a movie people seem to like for some reason, then you've done enough to win an Oscar. Troubling information to learn.
But yeah: called this, of course. (As did every single Gold Derby expert.)